* German-lovin'if the Canadian SOPA gets passed:
- police man: excuse me but you are under arrest for downloading music
- person: oh I'm sorry
- police man: it's alright just do better next time, have a good day
- person: you too
Damn, #6 looks fertile! (Art History ref)
(via theballadofcaius)
i’m so
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Where have you been all of my life? =(
is this real life??
how the hell will i finish all my deadlines after seeing this.
So I’m pretty much not finishing my project tonight. Gracias.
(via robotstrut)
My words:
“leave”
“wisdom”
“suicide”NAKED, DREAD, KICK
Crush, Bail, Flesh
Bail, fool, leave.
Makes sense.
Crush, secret, hate. Ummm…
Flesh, men, none. No man flesh for me.
Accurate.
Maniac. Truth. Lust. (Wow.)
Biggest pet peeve?
ARROGANT RIGHT-TURNERS (I’ll explain).
So I’m a pedestrian, walking up to a street light, waiting there like a patient good boy to cross the street. The light goes green, the little walking-man lights up and I’m ready to continue onto my destination….
BUT HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!
Here’s this person in this vehicle who thinks they are in such a damn rush that they need to turn right at the same time I’m crossing the street, not the other 99% of the time they are legally able to turn right. Seriously?
You can make a right turn at practically any moment during a 4-way, street light stop. Why can you not wait until my little bitty feet (THAT ARE STANDING IN THE COLD, BTW) get across the road so assholes like you don’t run into me? I don’t know why, and that’s why I promise to be the rudest son-of-a-bitch to arrogant right-turners who think they can cross my path. I hope you like dragging bags on your vehicle hood.
And my bag has wheels.
